Two bunch

"Two bunch." -- Jon Reddick

Meaning

Two bunch describes any quantity greater than two.

Backstory

When Jon was an infant and still learning how to count, he had trouble grasping the concept of any number greater than two. He would count items, "One, two... two bunch."

This qualifer wasn't simply limited to counting, though. When assessing the number of any collection greater than two, he would often simplify the number to just, "two bunch."

Example

Parent: (referencing a box of LEGO bricks) "Jonathon, how many blocks are in the box?"

Jonathon: "Two bunch!"